[vacets-gen] Kerry vs Bush

[Cao, Chanh]

Anh VDzung,

This sounds like a chain letter and the following is dedicated to that...   :)  Enjoy the long weekend, all.  Bo+`m



--------FW: THANK YOU letter:

>Thank you for making me safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy by sending me your chain letters over the last year. 
>Because of your concern: 
> 
 * I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.  
 * I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.  
 * I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.  
 * I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.  
 * I no longer go to movies because I could sit on a needle infected with AIDS.  
 * I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.  
 * I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like a wet dog on a hot day.  
 * I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.  
 * I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaida in disguise.  
 * I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops.  
 * I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.  
 * I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.  
 * I no longer look at the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.  
 * I no longer have a cell phone but that will change once I receive my new Ericcson phone.  
 * I no longer have any sneakers but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.  
  * I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.  
 * I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.  
 * I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl about to die  i n the hospital for the 1,000th time.  
 * I no longer have any money but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me since I participated in their special e-mail program.  
 
I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!  



-----Original Message-----
From: Dr. Viet-Dung Hoang [mailto:vietdung_h at yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 02, 2004 9:09 AM
To: VACETS
Subject: [vacets-gen] Kerry vs Bush


Hi all,
I received this email from a friend: there is no doubt
that she is a Republican. There is probably some bias,
but nevertheless interesting.
Viet-Dung Hoang
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I have combined 3 different emails that I have
received lately concerning Sen. John Kerry and his
wife.  They are very interesting, and  disturbing.

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